The Master Plan . . .

When the babies are born, I am going to publish a birth announcement for one in The Moscow Times in Russia and a birth announcement for the other in People's Daily in China. I will raise each to speak the language of their assigned country and immerse them in the culture of one of its oppressed cultural/racial minorities.

When they reach the proper age I will ship them off to prestigious law schools in their respective countries. They will graduate, become community organizers, gradually get into politics, and eventually rise to executive positions of ultimate power. That part is a little fuzzy, but we'll figure it out.

Using my contacts in federal intelligence agencies, we will bribe the proper officials to issue fake certifications of their birth once their ascent is complete. We can then use them as stealth instruments to shift the balance of world power. It is almost too easy.

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